My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Randomize
