Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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