I'm lost and stupid without you.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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