i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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