She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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