Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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