This is not my ceiling
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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