is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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