Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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