I heard we made out
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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