She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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