So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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