I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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