Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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