I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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