Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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