I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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