is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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