Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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