You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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