i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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