Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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