You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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