It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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