Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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