i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I need to align my fucking chakras
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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