Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Randomize
