Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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