You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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