I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
im holly from the hills drunk
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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