Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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