Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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