So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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