Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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