We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
