just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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