he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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