this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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