Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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