Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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