erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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