so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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