when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
