whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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