: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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