Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
She announced her abortion via fbk
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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