I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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