Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Randomize
