i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
did you just send me my own nude
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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