You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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