The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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