bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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