oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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