Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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