no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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